Hammond: Colonel O'Neill, Major Carter. You're late. You were supposed to be here hours ago.
Jack: We're really sorry, Sir. We came here straight from the airport.
Sam: It won't happen again, Sir.
Hammond: The airport? Where were you?
Jack: Vegas, Sir.
Hammond: What the hell were you doing in Vegas?
Sam: Just having some fun between missions.
Jack: And it was sure fun.
Hammond: What?
Sam: Well, Sir, the thing is... we got married.
Hammond: You got WHAT?
Jack: Married, Sir. Well, we'll go get ready for our mission.
Hammond: Wait a minute! Colonel! Major! You get back here!
The End
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